if global.Story < 4{
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg = "If you don't want a job, you can always try to earn #money by whacking bad guys.             #Would I call that mugging?          #No, sirree, because they're bad guys."
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg = "!"
} else {
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg = "I've been here many times over, and I STILL haven't #gotten a decent drink around here.        #I'm tired of milk and juice.       #I need something more real."
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg = "!"
}