if global.Story < 4{
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg = "I can't believe people here think I'm an employee!             #Besides, if I were an employee, I'd file harassment #charges right away."
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg = "!"
} else {
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg = "I just noticed something...           #There are a lot of girls who look exactly like me.       #Haven't you noticed during your travels?"
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg = "I mean, even the girl who makes the beds looks just #like me.           #...and I'm not even related to her!"
if Yap = 2 MsgBox.Msg = "!"
}