if global.Story < 4{
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg ="Man, my lenses are all fogged up...       #I should've taken them off first...        #But if I did that, I wouldn't see a thing!        #...but then I wouldn't see a thing, anyway..."
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg ="!"
} else {
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg ="I think I made a mistake going into this bath house...       #my glasses are so fogged up, I accidentally walked #into the girl's room..."
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg ="Now I've got this massive headache thanks #to them...        #Oy..."
if Yap = 2 MsgBox.Msg ="!"
}
