if global.Story < 4{
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg = "I do all the cooking around here.           #I would like it if SOMEONE ELSE was cooking around #here, but SOMEONE ELSE is too busy all the time..."
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg = "!"
}else{
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg = "All right then, now let's see...           #I've done my shopping...         #Got the laundry done..."
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg = "Dang. Now I've got to cook again.         #Now, does SOMEONE ELSE have any ideas on what #they want for dinner tonight?"
if Yap = 2 MsgBox.Msg = "!"
}