if global.Story = 0 and instance_number(TabSaved) = 0{
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg = "You know, I hear that pushing something called #"+chr(34)+"Enter"+chr(34)+" brings up a menu.        #In that menu, you can set up your stuff by #pressing either the "+chr(34)+"A key"+chr(34)+" or the "+chr(34)+"S key"+chr(34)+"..."
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg = "I also hear if you want to change the way your camera #works, you push D in that menu thing.           #That way, it will rotate as you move left or right.         #...or not, if you wish."
if Yap = 2 MsgBox.Msg = "...and you can get out of it by pressing "+chr(34)+"Enter"+chr(34)+"...       #Why would anyone press a key? You unlock things #with keys, not press them!"
if Yap = 3 MsgBox.Msg = "...and what good is a menu if you can't order anything #tasty off of it?       #Who spread this rumor, anyway?"
if Yap = 4 MsgBox.Msg= "!"
} else {
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg = "...what? You expect me to talk about nothing but that #silly pause menu thing?         #Don't be ridiculous."
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg = "What do you think I am? One of those morons that #says the exact same thing over and over again?       #...okay, you got me there, I do say the same thing #over and over again, but not ALL the time."
if Yap = 2 MsgBox.Msg = "!"
}

if global.Story > 3 {
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg = "You know, a couple of us are planning to have a party #once you save that princess girl.        #So, what do you like? Mutton? Bacon? Chicken? #Beefin?"
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg = "#Well, we'll be waiting for you.      #We want to hear all about your adventures."
if Yap = 2 MsgBox.Msg = "!"
}