if ds_list_find_index(global.KHDB,"RTLETR") = -1 {
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg = "Hey, I just deliver the mail.       #I don't bother reading it.        #Which reminds me, if you want to mail something #across the sea, just come back to me."
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg = "I like it when two people from far away can speak with #each other.        #The mail system brings families closer.         #...and other people, too..."
if Yap = 2 MsgBox.Msg = "!"
} else {
if Yap = 0 MsgBox.Msg = "...How long have you known that Elfling girl?          #...since you were kids?         #Well, that explains a lot, actually."
if Yap = 1 MsgBox.Msg = "I bet she really is a beautiful woman...          #I mean, all Elflings are beautiful... or so I've heard.         #...but it's kinda difficult to find a male one."
if Yap = 2 MsgBox.Msg = "!"
}