if Yap=0 MsgBox.Msg="Oh, this is such a lovely painting!        #See the lavish colors, the fine tapestry, the great #craftsmanship, the emotion in their eyes..."
if Yap=1 MsgBox.Msg="...oh, who am I kidding?           #This place is just here to rip us off!         #There's NOTHING in this place!"
if Yap=2 MsgBox.Msg="!"