if Yap=0 MsgBox.Msg="Only fools see nothing on these walls.           #...and I'm certainly not a fool.            #I see butterflies, unicorns with wings, and many, #many lovely colors of the rainbow."
if Yap=1 MsgBox.Msg="...and look over there!           #Isn't that the loveliest image of Queen Luminesca #herself?           #I'm so glad I'm not a fool, or I wouldn't see it."
if Yap=2 MsgBox.Msg="No, I'm certainly not a fool.           #No sirree Bob, I'm no fool whatsoever.       #I don't not see a work of art in this museum."
if Yap=3 MsgBox.Msg="I'm not staring at a gray brick wall or anything like #that, because then I'd be a fool, and I'm not a fool.             #See? I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool at all. #I'm no fool. I'm not, I'm not..."
if Yap=4 MsgBox.Msg="#...besides, if I am, the people in town would hate me.         #So, I'm not a fool."
if Yap=5 MsgBox.Msg="!"