if Yap=0 MsgBox.Msg="...You're one of those Gaius rugrats.           #I'll have you know that people here don't like your #kind, especially the upper class.           #Personally, I find that thinking stupid."
if Yap=1 MsgBox.Msg="Normally, nobody can get in without a Fairy.         #...but I'm kinda glad that the Fairy outside was rather #willing to let people like you in."
if Yap=2 MsgBox.Msg="Still, don't be surprised if people call you a breck, for #some reason.           #I don't know what it means, either."
if Yap=3 MsgBox.Msg="!"